Wanted:

One loving and caring individual willing to watch and care for two lovely, well-behaved boys, ages 4.75 and 1. The position is from 8am to 4 pm, Monday - Thursday with lunch provided and no addition housework responsibilities added. The eldest boy will be picked up from school for the afternoons so only one napping child will remain in your care. Educational games, crafts, and activities will be expected as well as nutritional snacks. Hourly wage negotiable. Apply within.

WHO AM I KIDDING?

I just need somebody, anybody to make sure the house doesn't burn down with my kids in it, that's all. There is chocolate milk in the fridge, chips in the cupboard, and Treehouse is Channel 17. Why is child care so hard to find????

Is 12-15 dollars an hour reasonable to pay a nanny?

On a related note (kinda), Darrin is fine after his "procedure".
We are off to Butterfield Acres today to hunt for a pumpkin. Hopefully we won't have any trouble finding our pre-assigned gourd in it's shallow buriel ground of dried leaves. Thankfully it is a great day. Hope you all have a good one too!